A persuasive paragraph that Michal wrote at school. I think it's hilarious.
Don't Eat the Turkey
There are six reasons why you shouldn't eat me.
I am a mother and I have children so please don't eat me. Who is going to watch my children, especially the youngest? I am also one of God's creatures so you shouldn't eat me. A skunk also sprayed me last night. I also didn't eat in the last two weeks so I am too thin, so why don't you eat a different turkey?
I am too fast for you. You wouldn't be able to catch me for a long time. I won't taste good because I eat rotten vegetables.
On Thanksgiving, why don't you eat a chicken?
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Cracks me up! Smart girl :) just curious, did she eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteNope. Neither she nor Kenna would touch it with a ten-foot pole! But they both avoid meat like the plague.
DeleteShe's definitely got a great sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteGreat writing!!
ReplyDeleteShe sure convinced me - no turkey! Great creativity, love the humor. Smart girl! :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteHi, not to bother you, but curious if you have a SIL named Linda. If so, we went to h.s. together. I hope all is well with her.
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