A persuasive paragraph that Michal wrote at school. I think it's hilarious.
Don't Eat the Turkey
There are six reasons why you shouldn't eat me.
I am a mother and I have children so please don't eat me. Who is going to watch my children, especially the youngest? I am also one of God's creatures so you shouldn't eat me. A skunk also sprayed me last night. I also didn't eat in the last two weeks so I am too thin, so why don't you eat a different turkey?
I am too fast for you. You wouldn't be able to catch me for a long time. I won't taste good because I eat rotten vegetables.
On Thanksgiving, why don't you eat a chicken?