A twisty two-story inflatable slide.
And an inflatable obstacle course.
Swimming until all 10 fingers and toes turn pruney.
Dancing The Macarena.
And the Hokey Pokey.
The Electric Slide.
And The Chicken Dance.
And, of course, throwing your arms into the air to form the letters Y-M-C-A while the Village People sing their hearts out.
Blankets and chairs on the grass.
Lots of bug spray.
And finally, ear-splitting, completely-blinding, ooh-and-aah-inspiring fireworks while "I'm Proud to be an American" plays in the background.
Happy Fourth of July!